I did my best, but my goodness, did the boredom hit me hard and fast while watching Remarkably Bright Creatures, the new Sally Field drama/comedy about a widow who stumbles upon a discovery that may bring joy and wonder back into her life.

I had two initially positive thoughts as director Olivia Newman’s film played. Firstly: ‘I like the octopus’s voice.’ Sadly, that soon turned into, ‘Shut that self-important eight-armed beast up! How dare he speak of my species like that?‘ I suppose I’m sensitive.

Secondly, I thought, ‘What a charming small town. I wouldn’t mind visiting for the views alone, or to stop by the general store and be warmly greeted by Colm Meaney’s character, Ethan.’ Thankfully, that feeling remained unchanged.

Unfortunately, however, my initial excitement about watching something charming and small-town-set was overtaken by the aforementioned boredom around the thirty-minute mark. Even then, I decided to give the film a little more time. But, seventeen minutes later, I concluded that my time was simply too precious for this.

The best news is that I have no issues with the acting by Field, Lewis Pullman, or the rest of the cast. The story itself just proved painfully dull, and had me thinking about better, somewhat similar films I enjoyed more, such as Grandma (2015).

As always, don’t let my distaste discourage you from giving Remarkably Bright Creatures a chance if you’re especially curious.

Happy Film Loving,

G