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MINIONS & MONSTERS (2026): New Trailer Starring Christoph Waltz, Jeff Bridges, Zoey Deutch, Allison Janney…

Christoph Waltz, Jeff Bridges, Zoey Deutch, Allison Janney and Pierre Coffin are the stars of Minions & Monsters, the Coffin-written/directed next instalment of the adventures of the mischievous yellow troublemakers, the Minions.

The new story sees them recruiting terrifying creatures for their very own monster movie.

Behold! The all-powerful Irene!‘ Or perhaps, Eyerene!

This silly line and the corresponding scene made me giggle. I’m definitely watching this, and I suspect it will have a similar vibe to Despicable Me 3. Because I imagine ‘Eyerene’ or the tiny monster will be fun like Balthazar Bratt, the purple-suited Michael Jackson super-fan.

Also, is it me or is the speech of the minions making more and more sense with each film? Perhaps in the twentieth movie, they’ll be speaking clear English and be easily understood.

Minions & Monsters Release Dates: July 1st, 2026 (US & UK)…

Happy Film Loving,

G

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS (2019): The Things I Liked…

Water For Elephants (2019), Reece Witherspoon, Robert Pattinson

Directed by Francis Lawrence; starring Reese Witherspoon, Robert Pattinson, and Christoph Waltz, Water for Elephants is a drama/romance about a young man who takes a job in a travelling circus and ends up falling in love with the ringmaster’s wife.

My reasons for watching this one are that I’m a fan of Witherspoon, elephants are majestic and just a few days ago, I happened to be in the mood for a film that wouldn’t prove too emotionally taxing. I’ve also recently watched and loved The Greatest Showman (2017). I therefore needed to find out whether I could appreciate another circus movie nearly as much.  

I’ll waste no time in confirming that The Greatest Showman (2017) remains my favourite circus movie. Reason being, even though Water for Elephants proved a not especially taxing viewing experience, by the end of the film, I couldn’t say I loved it. It was just OK. The acting wasn’t bad, but I may have enjoyed the film that little bit more had the central love story been stronger and more enthralling. It may also be that I’ve just seen this old-fashioned style of storytelling several times before, and this particular version simply wasn’t the best.

I’ll likely remember Water for Elephants for the visuals of Witherspoon’s character, with the beautiful white horse, and also for bringing to mind the value of the kindness of strangers. Especially because none of us can really survive without it. 

Watch Water For Elephants if you’re curious enough, and or when the right mood strikes. 

Happy Film Loving,

G

DOWNSIZING (2017): The Things I Liked…

Downsizing (2017), Matt Damon
Downsizing (2017), Matt Damon

Within a few minutes of starting to watch director/co-writer Alexander Payne’s comedy/drama, Downsizing, the thought ‘Oh, no… this  isn’t going to be ridiculous, is it?’ crossed my mind.

Starring Matt Damon, Christoph Waltz, Hong Chau and Jason Sudeikis, Downsizing is a social satire about a man who decides he’d have a much better life if he were to shrink himself.

I’m happy to say that I had fun watching Downsizing, even though the film didn’t really get properly exciting for me until it began to deliver on its ‘part-comedy’ categorisation, something that finally happens approximately thirty-nine minutes in. Everything before that point is ‘kind of engaging,’ but too slow for my tastes.

I laughed a pleasing amount in the film and many of the wonderfully funny scenes featured Damon’s clueless Paul Safranek character. I found Paul particularly amusing because he seems to suffer from a kind of ‘blindness’ that I haven’t seen played/written quite as well as it is in this movie for a while. I laughed mostly at him and his apparent cluelessness in several situations.

Besides the memorable comedy performances, I enjoyed the sci-fi aspect of the story and how, knowing the challenges of modern life as well as I think I do, I can accept that a person might actually decide that shrinkage was a good idea.

As a non-action movie, I admit that there were moments nearer the beginning where I couldn’t help but half expect Damon’s character to suddenly burst into action-movie-star mode and start running and punching. That didn’t happen, of course, but I’m certainly not disappointed either. especially as Waltz and Chau were also responsible for some of the funny moments.

I say, give Downsizing a chance. You may find it as laughter-inducing (in parts) as I did.

Happy Film Loving,

G

CARNAGE (2011): The Things I Liked…

Carnage (2011), John C. Reilly, Jodie Foster, Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet
Carnage (2011), John C. Reilly, Jodie Foster, Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet

After seeing the trailer for Roman Polanski’s Carnage, I immediately had high hopes because of the exceptional cast. Namely, Kate Winslet, Christoph Waltz, John C. Reilly and Jodie Foster. These seasoned performers play two sets of parents who decide to meet at one of their homes after their sons are involved in a fight. Before too long, as you can imagine, things get pretty dramatic and amusing.

Based on the play by Yasmina Reza, understandably, 98% of this film is set in one room. This is far from a bad thing because at no point did I yearn for different scenery; everything that happened was just that engaging.

The dialogue in Carnage is beautifully written and delivered. The lines spoken by Waltz’s character made me laugh the most, thanks in part to his character’s highly committed relationship with his phone. One might even argue that, though uncredited, that phone is very much a key member of the cast. 

There’s also the highlight that’s the seriously uptight and judgemental mother played by Foster. I confess that I saw a little bit of myself in all the four main people in this story. However, I shan’t divulge which one person in particular.

I really enjoyed this movie. In some ways, more so because I’ve never seen the play. I therefore don’t have anything to compare it to. And, besides amusing me, Carnage highlighted the fact that the cause of most, if not all, personal conflict is judgment. Particularly judgment of the blatant and unapologetic variety. 

Watch it because it’s good and fun.

Happy Film loving,

G

DOWNSIZING (2017): New Trailer From Kristen Wiig, Matt Damon, Christoph Walltz, Brigette Lundy-Paine…

Downsizing (2017), Matt Damon, Jason Sudeikis
Downsizing (2017), Matt Damon, Jason Sudeikis

Read my spoiler-free movie review of Downsizing (2017).


Directed and co-written by Alexander Payne, Downsizing is a movie/social satire about a man who realises that he’d have a better life if he were to shrink himself.

Kristen Wiig, Matt Damon, Christoph Waltz and Brigette Lundy-Paine star.

The cast is great, and the above synopsis seems perfectly ridiculous, and a great predicament for potential humour.

Niecy Nash, Jason Sudeikis, Laura Dern, Neil Patrick Harris and  James Van Der Beek also star.

Downsizing Release Dates: December 22nd, 2017 (US)…

Happy Film Loving,

G