Read my spoiler-free movie review of Fifty Shades Freed (2018).

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It’s that time again! Time for the next movie in E.L. James’s bestselling Fifty Shades trilogy.

Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson and Rita Ora are joined by Arielle Kebbel in Fifty Shades Freed.

This time, Christian and Anastasia are an official couple, and Anastasia finds herself still haunted by Christian’s past.

You may have already guessed, but I’m not watching this movie because I’m expecting great things. I’ve seen the first two, so I pretty much know what I can expect in terms of the general gist of the story, the often questionable dialogue, and the thoughts I’ll be forced to verbalise, such as, ‘what rubbish!’

The key reason I’m tuning in is because, as per a great quote from one of the characters in an old classic British sitcom called Desmonds (1989-1994), ‘You can’t swallow a whole cow and then choke at the tail.’

Additionally, I really, really, REALLY, very much want a good look at that stunning wedding dress. That’s it.

Fifty Shades Freed Release Dates: February 9th, 2018 (UK & US)…

Happy Film Loving,

G