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TALE OF TALES (2015): The Things I Liked…

Tale Of Tales (2015), Salma Hayek
Tale Of Tales (2015), Salma Hayek

Based on the celebrated fairytales of Giambattista Basile and directed by Matteo Garrone; Tale Of Tales which stars Salma Hayek, Vincent Cassel and  Toby Jones is the story of three neighbouring castles and the troubled rulers within.

Not long after Tale Of Tales began, I found myself wanting some of the players in the movie to meet and be connected somehow. Reason being, in my mind, that’s at least one option that could have increased the chance of an overall more satisfying film experience. I’m still not convinced that Tale Of Tales needed to be more than two hours long. A tighter edit and perhaps two tales instead of three would have allowed for some of the gaps in the story to be filled in a more satisfying way.

Tale Of Tales (2015), Stacy Martin, Vincent Cassel
Tale Of Tales (2015), Stacy Martin, Vincent Cassel

Salma Hayek’s performance as the jealous Queen of Longtrellis is the one I enjoyed most.  I also appreciated the cinematography, makeup and of course, the costumes. The most exciting part of the whole movie, for me at least began at the point that the princess found hope when there was none.

By the end of Tale Of Tales, I knew one thing for sure and that is this: I don’t completely get it. The story of the jealous queen I understand, the story of the mad king and his daughter is relatively straight forward enough. But that of the nymphomaniac king and the two wrinkly sisters? I understand the sister dynamic and a lustful king but everything definitely could have been woven together in a more satisfying way.

Watch Tale Of Tales if you must. I was compelled because of the costumes, cinematography and Salma Hayek.

Happy Film Loving

G

TALE OF TALES (2015): New Trailer From Salma Hayek, John C. Reilly, Vincent Cassel…

Tale Of Tales (2015), Salma Hayek
Tale Of Tales (2015), Salma Hayek

Read my spoiler-free movie review of Tale Of Tales (2015).


Starring John C. Reilly, Salma Hayek and Vincent Cassel, I like the look of todays trailer, Tale of Tales. It reminds me a little of Guillermo del Toro’s Crimson Peak (2015).

Directed by Matteo Garrone, Tale of Tales is a combination of three stories set in neighbouring kingdoms. Unfortunately for some, one of the kingdoms is ruled by a queen with deadly jealousy in her heart.

Also starring Toby Jones and Shirley Henderson; in addition to the costumes and the promise of kings and queens grossly abusing their power, I’m looking forward to the ogres, fairies, sorcerers, strange animals and fearsome monsters. 

How about you?

Tale Of Tales Release dates: April 22nd (US); July 1st, 2016 (UK)…

Happy Film Loving,

G

SAUSAGE PARTY (2016): New Trailer From Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill….

Sausage Party (2016), Seth Rogen (Voice)
Sausage Party (2016), Seth Rogen (Voice)

Sausage Party is the brand new comedy from Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen and James Franco. It’s an animation comedy and the key characters are food.

Rogen’s previous movie, The Night Before (2015) proved to be more disappointing than anticipated. As such, my fingers are crossed with this new ‘food horror.’ Nevertheless, the different personalities assigned to all the food items are certainly an intriguing.

Directed by  Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan; the film stars several Rogen regulars, including Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Craig Robinson. Salma Hayek, Edward Norton and Paul Rudd also lend their voices.

Sausage Party Release Dates: August 12th, 2016 (US & UK), August 18th, 2016 (GER), September 14th (FR)…

Happy Film Loving, 

G

SOME KIND OF BEAUTIFUL (2014): Not Perfect But There’s Something I LIked…

Some Kind Of Beautiful (2014), Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek
Some Kind Of Beautiful (2014), Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek

Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba star in Some Kind of Beautiful. A Tom Vaughn-directed drama/romance set in England and LA.

Some Kind of Beautiful is, unfortunately, not the most well-executed movie I’ve seen recently. Its ills include the dialogue, overall execution, particularly the lines delivered by Malcolm McDowell, and aspects of the story that just don’t make sense to me. Especially concerning the characters’ motivations or lack thereof.

I tuned in firstly because I was in the mood for an onscreen romance. Secondly, I wanted to watch a movie that wasn’t too demanding of my attention. Lastly I love Salma Hayek, a gifted actor and all round very smart woman.

There are things I did enjoy about Some Kind Of Beautiful and they include the soundtrack, the relationship between the sisters and the sunny LA location. I love to travel, you see. Even when I have to do it using mainly my imagination. 

Watch Some Kind of Beautiful, only if something about the movie strongly appeals to you. Or, if you really, really must.

Happy Film Loving,

G